"Your Mum Is My Cardio" Tee
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This tee speaks with a wink and a sprint — a simple white shirt stamped with bold, deadpan text that reads ‘YOUR MUM IS MY CARDIO’. It carries a playful, sarcastic energy made for people who like their humor dry and wearable. The cotton knit is soft but substantial, with a classic crew neck and relaxed fit that layers easily under a jacket or pairs with sweatpants for an off-duty look. Lightweight enough for everyday wear, the shirt’s clean design keeps the message front-and-center while the durable printing methods ensure the letters stay crisp through washes. Wear it to laugh with friends, rile up banter on a night out, or make a quiet, confident statement while running errands.
Product features
- 100% cotton (solid colors) with medium-weight fabric (180 g/m²) for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed collar to reduce waste and keep shape
- DTG and DTF printed text for sharp, long-lasting lettering
- Classic relaxed fit with tear-away label for comfortable, irritation-free wear
- Meets safety standards, Oeko-Tex certified; ethically sourced US cotton and 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat