"I Have a Bomb in My Ass" Graphic Tee

This soft, substantial cotton tee carries a blunt, darkly humorous message in bold, block lettering — a statement piece for people who use shock and satire to cut through everyday small talk. The shirt’s medium-weight knit and classic crew neckline give it a familiar, comforting silhouette while the clear, high-contrast print sits on the chest like a deadpan one-liner. Wear it when you want to shift the mood of a room, start an awkward laugh, or let your sarcasm do the talking. It pairs with worn denim, layered flannels, or under a relaxed jacket for a look that reads casual but intentionally provocative. Machine-washable and made with durable print methods, it keeps its message crisp through repeated wear and wash cycles.

Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; medium-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and ribbed knit collar for a clean, stable shape
- Shoulder twill tape and classic fit for long-lasting structure and relaxed wear
- Direct-to-Garment (DTG) and Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing for crisp, detailed chest and sleeve/label prints
- Oeko-Tex certified, tear-away label, made in Nicaragua with ethical sourcing and 2-year EU warranty

Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat