“Haven’t Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose” Tee
Light Blue / S
Sale price
$34.99
Regular price
$49.99
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“Haven’t Lost My Virginity Because I Never Lose” Tee
Sale price
$34.99
Regular price
$49.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic cotton tee speaks with quiet confidence. Clean block lettering sits center-chest, delivering a blunt, humorous message in a straightforward style. The medium-weight fabric holds shape and print detail while the crew neckline and relaxed cut keep things easy and wearable. It’s the kind of shirt someone reaches for when they want to make a deadpan statement—casual, a little cheeky, and undeniably direct.
Slip it on for coffee runs, late-night hangs, or low-key meetups where sarcasm and self-assured humor land best. The sturdy knit and tear-away label keep comfort front and center, while the crisp print stays readable wash after wash. This tee belongs in a closet that values dry wit and simple, honest design.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, breathable wear
- Tubular knit without side seams for a smooth, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed collar and shoulder tape to retain shape and prevent stretching
- Direct-to-Garment and DTF printing for sharp, long-lasting text
- Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX certified materials for itch-free, safe comfort
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat